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- Teacher paces a classroom calling out names-

Teacher: Alright everyone, now that you have a number, does anyone want to make a custom suggestion for a science partner?

- many kids hands shoot up and the teacher calls them out-

Yomoru: (to himself) I feel so bad for Ukushi... she tries so hard and barely passes... I have to help her out... I know!

-Yomoru raises hand and calls out Ukushi-

Ukushi: -head shoots up from sketchbook- What?!

GOES TO UKUSHI'S HOUSE

Yomoru: I'm sorry, but don't worry, I'll do the entire project. It's easy, just tell the lives of several animals as though you were them. I've done much harder.

Ukushi: O-okay... just tell me what to do...

Yomoru: No. Don't just let me push you around. You should voice an opinion.

Ukushi: I'd rather not...

Yomoru: Okay then... baby steps... How about we do the project at my house?

Ukushi: Uh... okay.

GOES TO THE STREET. A CAB PULLS UP TO A CURB AND THE TWO GET IN.

Yomoru: -tells driver where to go- (to Ukushi) It won't take long.

-Cab bursts a tire and skids off course. It rolls off a hill and into the forest-

IN THE FOREST

Yomoru: You hurt? Aah... God.

Ukushi: No... Yes... We should go...

-They climb out and Yokomu checks the cab driver-

Yomoru: He's alive, but unconcious. And it's getting dark soon...

Ukushi: And it's winter! I didn't dress warm enough!

Yomoru: Calm yourself! We need to find or make shelter! Get some sticks for a fire... the road's too far away. We rolled away too much.

???: Hey... you seem to be in pain.

Yomoru: Ukushi, get behind me! Who are you?!

???: -jumps down and lands in front of them- My name is Koman. I am... uh... very giving.

Ukushi: (To herself) This all started with Yomoru and that stupid project...

Yomoru: We aren't just gonna go with anyone who comes up to us.

Koman: You wanna stay in a house for the night or have to cuddle for warmth with... -gestures to Ukushi- that?

Ukushi: -blushes but is also frustrated-

Koman: Just joking! You don't have to close your eyes... The girl though? She sleeps on the couch...

Yomoru: (cautiously) Fine... but don't try anything funny... I know karate.

Koman: -smirks- (quietly) That wouldn't help anything out here.

GOES TO A MANSION

Koman: (to himself) I think I'm forgetting something...)

???: Hey! Koman! Check this! Look! Look! My tail is full!

-Young boy walks into doorframe, naked, with a wet rag on his head-

???: -eyes widen and mouth slightly opens- Uh... -blushes-

-everyone's face is a deep scarlet, especially Ukushi-

Kamon: -only his face is normal- Saniku! You shouldn't just wander around naked! Put some clothes on, we have a girl over.

Saniku: But look at my tail! -points at the brown tail sprouting from his lower-back-

Yomoru: -puts hand over Ukushi's eyes- You... you have a... A tail...

-Ukushi faints-

Saniku: (sighs) Okay. -stops blushing and relaxes- Now I don't have to fake any emotions. Check out my tail!

Koman: Cool little brother. -messes up Saniku's hair-

Yomoru: A tail... tail. tail? A.... tail!

-Yomoru faints-

Saniku: ... Do I really have to put pants on?

YOKOMU WAKES UP IN A BEDROOM FUTON

Yomoru: Where am I?

Saniku: -walks in wearing only camo pants and is holding a banana in his tail- Whatcha' doin?

Yomoru: You... have a tail?! A ... tail? ... Tail?!

Saniku: -walks up and slaps Yokomu- Yeah, we get it. -takes a bite from banana-

Yomoru: You have a tail? -Saniku raises hand and Yokomu quickly adds- It's a question!

Saniku: Oh... Well that's different. I am a monkey spirit, prodegy of the Dobu Family!

GOES TO UKUSHI AND KOMAN IN THE KITCHEN

Ukushi: No way!

Koman: Yep. Everyone in the Dobu Family is or is possesed by an animal spirit. I am a wolf, and of course, Saniku is a monkey.

-Episode end-

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